Sunday, April 17, 2022

Things Harper says


Harper is subtle comedian. She has a very dry humor; which I love.


Harper: "Do you know the song that starts out like "oooo"

Hudson: "...and?"

Harper: "That's all I remember"


While all the kids were sitting in the kitchen on Easter Sunday, Harper say: "Hey look", then splatters an egg all over her Easter dress. (she was apparently trying to demonstrate how an egg won't break if you squeeze it with equal pressure on every side). 


Harper says a joke. I didn't get it so I start asking questions about the joke. Harper, "Dad, you shot, killed, and murdered that joke."


Reece throwing a piece of chicken around

Harper: "Reece, chicken lives matter too, stop throwing that around"


While getting tested for Covid, Reece says, "Wait, do we need to get it in both of our noes holes?

Harper: "Yes, because you could have Covid in one nose but not the other."

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