Two great stories from today.
Numero Uno: Hudson got in some trouble tonight for not cleaning up a mess she made. Tommy put her in time out which always bring her to tears. Through her tears she turns to Tommy and says "Daddy you're on the naughty list"
Numero Dos:
Tate came home from being at his cousin's house today. He plopped on the couch next to me and I swear I could smell poo. Tate is telling me all about his day at school. Meanwhile, I am still smelling the poo. "Harper", I say, "are you poopy". "Nope" This is her new favorite reply to almost everything. I check her bum no poop. Tate turns to me. "Oh yeah mom, this thing happend today. I was at the White's and I was playing in the backyard when I had to go. It was an emergency so I had to go behind a bush in the backyard. Well it turns out that their wasn't anything to wipe with so, I had to use some snow. That is why my bum is kinda wet and maybe that is the poo smell that you keep smelling. It was cool though mom I turned around to look at my poo and it was steaming."
It really doesn't get any better than this
Life Between the Lines... May
1 year ago
5 comments:
I'm torn between funny and nasty on the Tate story. Blech...
Oh man that is hillarious!! What would we do without our childrens entertainment?! Honestly their entertainment is way better than anything else out there!! That is awesome I love both stories!!
Steaming?!?!?! That is WAAAAAY too funny! I love Hudson's reprimand as well. Kids are down-right hilarious!
That's terrible, but funny, too. There's a kid in our neighborhood that Eli plays with who is Tate's age. He, too, got too busy playing and didn't make it to the potty on time. He was so embarrassed. I'm glad Tate didn't get shaken up over it!
I seriously laughed out loud at the steamy-poo story. I can just picture Tate telling you that all matter-of-factly. Kids are so great...pooh stories & all.
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